Bloody Hell!Altogether now...There were two girls called Vicky & LizzieWho kept the Academy busyCausing trouble and mirthFor all they were worthSending teachers right into a tizzyThey kicked-off a false, nasty rumourThat one of the staff was a groomerFor everyone knowsGossip spreads out and growsBut the school didn't quite see the humourWould Vicky & Lizzie regretAll the damage they caused? Nah, not yetScheming, connivingThe girls kept on vyingA dangerous precedent was setVicky & Lizzie delivered a blitzOn a school at the end of its witsDid they care? Did they f**kThey were common as muckThose nasty, vindictive young s#!tsThis might cause upset and uproarIt's a musical satire, what's moreFor the first time everWe promise you've neverRead anything like this beforeSo pick up your copy todayOf a story about which you will sayThat I wanted to barfBut so hard I did laughVicky & Lizzie have just made my day!Read Vicky & Lizzie's First Period for FREE with your Kindle Unlimited subscription and look for it under Satire and Black Humor.Other titles available by the author:The Chrome Junction Academy series:Let's Kill Mr PondVicky & Lizzie's First PeriodThe Belch Park Field Trip (March 2018)Thriller/CrimeVersusSimple MachinesHorrorPure Dark Volumes 1 - 3: The Ultimate Horror Endurance TrilogyPure Dark Vol 1Pure Dark Vol 2Pure Dark Vol 3ConvenienceSatire & HumorIn Their Shoes: The First TrilogyIn Their Shoes: The Second TrilogyIn Their Shoes - The Teacher (Book I)In Their Shoes - The Actor (Book II)In Their Shoes - The Model (Book III)In Their Shoes - The Artist (Book IV)In Their Shoes - The Nurse (Book V)In Their Shoes - The Dealer (Book VI)
- | Author: Andrew Mackay
- | Publisher: Independently Published
- | Publication Date: Feb 08, 2018
- | Number of Pages: 274 pages
- | Language: English
- | Binding: Paperback
- | ISBN-10: 1980211159
- | ISBN-13: 9781980211150