A full length play for two actors in 3 acts. Two men. One girl. No hope. Another performance of a trite west End star vehicle play adds to an already dreadful day. In a top-floor dressing room of a West End Theatre, Martin isn't there. Bill is alone and in agony. It's curtain up. Why is Bill not relishing his moment of understudy glory and what has Katie Crowder got to do with it all? "A gloriously funny, beautifully paced glimpse of the bitchy bonhomie of backstage life" The Guardian "A little gem" Theatre Review