Dog Heaven And Cat Hell Are Probably The Same Place: And Other Ridiculously Deep Thoughts (The Joke Gift Collection) - 9781961492028

If you loved How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety and Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, this book is your next must-have addition to the collection of the hilarious and delightfully absurd!Laugh until you cry as you enjoy this hysterically bizarre compilation of "profound" thoughts and absurd quotes such as:"I don't think kidnappers should offer candy and toys to kids. They should offer something educational, like a calculator or a good book. Kids don't read enough nowadays.""I bet a popular joke in medieval days was to sneak up behind a knight and stick a "kick me" sign on his armor with a magnet.""You'll never find a meteorite made out of cheese, and you know why? Cheese burns up too easily as it falls through our atmosphere."You'll want to share this treasure trove of ridiculous insights with friends, family, and anyone who has a twisted sense of humor. With its unexpected twists and clever humor, this book guarantees a belly-aching, tear-inducing experience that you won't want to put down.Don't miss out on this sidesplitting journey into the bizarre and ludicrous corners of the human mind!

• | Author: J. J. Harlan
• | Publisher: Starry Dreamer Publishing, Llc
• | Publication Date: Sep 01, 2023
• | Number of Pages: 80 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1961492024
• | ISBN-13: 9781961492028