Simon the Elf wants to tell you the true story behind Jolly Ole St. Nick. Yeah, he's a vampire. But that alleged gift giver and lover of children hides more than that fact from you. And what about Mrs. Claus and Rudolph? Venture into a world of enslaved elves, enchanted animals, and death wrought by Santa himself. With his sharp wit, Simon will lead you into the darkest realms of Christmas. Warning: Simon cusses a lot. But you would, too, if Santa held you captive.
- | Author: Damian Serbu
- | Publisher: Ninestar Press
- | Publication Date: Nov 19, 2018
- | Number of Pages: 268 pages
- | Language: English
- | Binding: Paperback
- | ISBN-10: 194990945X
- | ISBN-13: 9781949909456
