Fool'S Gold (Loot!)

TRIP! And then, SLAM! This is when longtime malfeasant and contract assassin Johnny Hurley realizes he's onto something. When he finds an old, dirt encrusted coin and utters a word that hadn't been heard around these parts since 1828. GOLD! And the great treasure hunt is on. Back near the end of the Civil War, when the South had scattered and scurried to the four corners of the globe, a secret train, Lee's Olde Warhorse, arrives in Tellers Gap carrying a precious cargo - the last of the Confederate gold, to be kept in hiding until that time comes when the South shall rise again. But Johnny Hurley and his compatriots, brother Gut and cousin Chet, aren't the only ones who have caught the scent of gold in Tellers Gap. There is the space ninja warrior team of GOTHINK, Ricky, Penny, Kenny-Wayne, Micah, Jedi and Mitchell. There's also the geriatric assassin squad Bona Fide Solutions, a team of nursing home rejects who strike terror into the hearts of men and women, blowing their kazoos and riding their power chairs. A disgraced FBI agent, our sweethearts Alexx DeGrossi and Dewey Tucker, on the run with $50 million stolen from a New Jersey casino, Dewey's insane, but down on luck best friend Eddie, and last but not least, the most vile sleazeball on the planet, Turk Mejeras, all want their slice of that golden pie. It is a race to see who can find the gold first, where it is every man, woman, and child for themselves.

• | Author: D. p. Brown
• | Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• | Publication Date: Nov 05, 2016
• | Number of Pages: 466 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 1537241125
• | ISBN-13: 9781537241128