An author and his hero embark on a genre-bending journey to find the right story. The brave spaceship captain is surrounded by flying saucers. Though the situation appears dire, he knows just what to do um, wait! The captain - ahem, boy - tells the author to stop the action: Hes got it all wrong. This is not the boys story. He belongs in a different story. Hmm. Maybe a story about the quickest cattle wrangler in the West? No! A dragon-slaying knight? No! A vampires next victim? No! Will the author ever come up with the right story? A hero who talks back to his creator? Kids wont be able to look away!