Eavesdroppings

It all started when Aaron “Smokey ” Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, “My pants are on their last leg! ” With a slew of comical contributors and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, Price and Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as: • Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag. • That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way. • The jazz musicians were in a jam. • The cowboy was at the end of his rope! • The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous. • The naked gambler was on a winning streak. • I said to my adrenal gland, “What ’s the rush? ” • I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted. Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.

• | Author: Maryann Price|Aaron Smokey Arnold
• | Publisher: iUniverse
• | Publication Date: May 13, 2016
• | Number of Pages: 128 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback/Humor
• | ISBN-10: 1491791640
• | ISBN-13: 9781491791646