Professor Birdsong's 157 Dumbest Thieves (Dumbest Thieves, Thugs, & Rogues)

Professor Birdsong is back at it bringing you stories of dumb thieves that creates laugh-out-loud enjoyment. How stupid can thieves be? Please enjoy the following samples. * A man stole a rookie police officer's personal vehicle the night of the officer's Police Academy graduation and went on a buying spree with the victim's credit cards at Taco Bell and Walmart. * A bank robber slipped up, literally, while making his getaway on foot across four lanes of traffic and a restaurant parking lot before slipping on a patch of ice where he was arrested. * Cape Cod is where the so-called "Obit Bandit" was accused of breaking into homes while residents attended wakes and funerals. *After a 20-mile car chase one suspect drove onto a dock and straight in to a lake, then got out of the car and tried to swim away before officer's caught him. * One industrious thief cut a hole in a pizzeria roof to raid the cash register, then realized he couldn't get out. He then broke through a wall into a liquor store where he got drunk and passed out. Get your copy of 157 Dumbest Thieves for these and many other stories that will make your sides ache with laughter.

• | Author: Leonard Birdsong
• | Publisher: Winghurst Publications
• | Publication Date: October 16, 2019
• | Number of Pages: 98 pages
• | Language: English
• | Binding: Paperback
• | ISBN-10: 0997957336
• | ISBN-13: 9780997957334