How dumb can a criminal be? Dumb enough to make you laugh out loud at these true stories of really dumb criminal activity from the Southwest region of the U.S. Readers will chuckle at: The crossing-dressing San Diego man who went on a rampage in a Denny's restaurant when he believed his cell phone had been stolen; the story of the Texas "panty robber" who for two years broke into homes and stole women's underwear; the Texas bank robber who, after receiving the loot, tipped the teller with one of the $20 bills she had just given him; and many more stories about dumb criminals from the Southwest that make this anthology a bust-your-gut laughing good time.